Friday, October 08, 2004

 

I'm telling ya', you've got to read Jessi Klein:

Flammable pandas

Posted: 10:08 p.m. ET

This is beautiful. Bush just said that the administration before him endangered the environment by not making sure the forests were properly "harvested" in order to protect them from wildfires.

That's just beautiful. I have to say that's very comforting -- I've always considered the wetlands to be a real fire hazard. You know what else is very flammable? Panda bears. They're bone dry. We got at least two or three of those suckers at our national zoos. It's sad, but we should probably kill them for the sake of the greater good.

posted by Miles 11:39 PM